The Cat Operators Manual, Queen Olivia

Get the most out of your domestic cat with this helpful and handy Cuddle Unit 5(tm) operating instruction manual. The Cat Operator's Manual is a fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with assembly, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5(tm)'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet. We recommend that you read these operating instructions thoroughly to quickly become acquainted with your Cuddle Unit 5(tm) and enjoy all of its features. In these pages, you'll find many useful tips and information concerning your safety, how to care for your Cuddle Unit 5(tm), and how to maintain Cuddle Unit 5(tm)’s interest in you, including: Decipher your Cuddle Unit 5(tm)'s Mood Mode Indicator. Understand when your unit is in Eco Mode and when it's time for Solar Charging. Learn more about how Turbo Mode is activated. Read up on how your Cuddle Unit 5(tm) will interface with robotic vacuum cleaners and recreational catnip. With tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations that feel just like browsing a real user manual, this book gets two opposable thumbs up. We hope you enjoy your Cuddle Unit 5(tm) and wish you safe and pleasant petting. Thank you for choosing Cuddle Unit 5(tm) - we value your trust in us.